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LIST OF BAD CLEANUP SPOTS

Cleanup Sites to Note from Burning Man 2000
by Chris Schardt

This list was compiled while doing the final sweeps through the city between September 16th and October 2nd. Every bad spot was marked on a large map of the city. Later, these spots were located on maps of theme camp locations. In the last few weeks, the location of each theme camp with a bad spot was verified with the theme camp placers and by conversation with theme camp contact people. If we've placed a bad spot in a theme camp that wasn't responsible for it, we apologize. We've certainly done our best to see that this didn't happen. Though the mood and perceptions of the cleanup crew certainly entered into the judgement of whether a cleanup site was "bad", it is certain that the listed sites are unquestionably the worst. There were lots of small messes that we didn't bother to note. Most of the time a site was marked after at least 5 people started screaming for the blood of those responsible.

One last thing: You may notice that many of the bad sites (some of the worst, in fact) are not attributed to any theme camp, since we didn't have any record of one on those sites. If you know who WAS camping on one of these sites, please let Harley know. Of particular interest is the party responsible for sturdily burying a 4x4 in a gravel-filled post hole, then simply sawing off the 4x4 when they left. This is SO dangerous it's not funny. (The 4x4 would have worked its way upward through the seasons. Before it would have become visible to a speeding vehicle, it may very well have torn up one of said vehicle's tires.) This artifact was found at the northwest side of Gut, halfway between 7:00 and 7:30.

Center Camp
First Camp, Free Photograph Zone, Mystic Crews of Satyrs - PARTICULARLY BAD
-- lots of wood chips
-- pistacio shells
-- staples
Mad Scientist Camp - PARTICULARLY BAD
--screws
-- wire
-- electrical connectors
-- pistacio shells
Approx 9:30 between the cafe and Camp Coup D'etat (a public fire pit)
-- lots of trash
-- ashes
Cafe
-- lots of wood chips
all the way around
-- the ditch for the power cable was NOT filled properly or at all

Alpha Quadrant (2:00 - 3:30)
Lustmonkeys of Xara - PARTICULARLY BAD - ONE OF THE WORST
-- tent stakes
-- nails in ground
-- lots of grass

Beta Quadrant (3:30 - 5:30)
Gigsville
-- 2 large areas with lots of glitter
Black Rock Space Port
-- orange paint on playa - like someone was marking where to put up tents
Bathysphere
-- burn scar
-- another burn scar just inside Head Way

Gamma Quadrant (6:30-8:30)
Mashcara - PARTICULARLY BAD
-- lots of glass
Thartaurs of Atlan - PARTICULARLY BAD - ARGUABLY THE WORST
-- lots of paint, mostly silver, on surface and buried in a dug hole
-- see photos at http://www.moeskitchen.com/doctors/cleanup
-- nails
-- pins
-- fish tank gravel
-- 2 burn scars
In front of Dragons Orb, just inside Head Way
-- burn scar
Northest corner of Brain and 7:00
-- glass
South side of 7:00, halfway between Gut and Sex (closer to Gut)
-- large area of half-buried bamboo
North side of 7:00, halfway between Heart and Gut
-- lots of half-buried grass
Northwest side of Gut, halfway between 7:00 and 7:30 (closer to 7:00)
-- 4x4 post, buried in gravel, then just sawed off
-- HORRIBLY DANGEROUS
Northwest corner of 7:30 and Heart
-- burn scar with LOTS of metal
Northwest side of Heart, halfway between 7:30 and 8:00
-- glass
7:52 between Sex and Anal
-- burn scar with red&green paint mixed in
-- HORRIBLE
I Love NY -or- Deviant Liquid Latex Lounge
-- plastic ties
-- cups
-- styrofoam
Un-labeled area between 7:30 and 8:00, along Throat, halfway to Brain
-- christmas lights
-- glass
-- lots of blue paint - HORRIBLE!
-- PARTICULARLY BAD
Equal -or- an adjacent camper
-- burn scar
Happyland
-- general bad mess (too much variety of stuff to note)
-- PARTICULARLY BAD
Arena
-- very large burn scar, something like 40' in from Head Way
In front of ARF, inside Head Way
-- a burn scar
ARF -and- Mash 4024th -and- Xenologists -and- Heronimous Max
-- lots of metal
-- plastic ties
-- glass bits
-- clay bits
-- burn scar
Dante's In-Fluoro
-- big pile of toilet paper

Delta Quadrant(8:30 - 10:00)
Halfway between 8:30 and 9:00, between Brain and Throat (closer to Brain)
-- burn scar
9:00 Outpost, northern half of center camp
-- cigarette butts
-- wood
-- plastic
Northeast of the corner of 9:00 and Heart
-- burn scar
-- glass
Bisquit Lounge
-- burn scar (near outpost)
-- wood chips
-- bottle caps
-- glass
-- carpet
-- feathers
-- string
-- wire insulation
9:22 between Brain and Throat (closer to Throat)
-- big pile of auto glass
Peiades Mission Research
-- staples
-- toys
Between Head and Brain, just east of 9:30
-- nails
-- candles
-- cigarette butts
-- staples
Illuminaughti
-- 2 burn scars

Other Places
DPW HQ
-- general bad mess
-- PARTICULARLY BAD - ARGUABLY THE WORST
300' inside of Head Way at 6:20
-- sand pile
800' or so north of the corner of Head and 2:00
-- very large burn scar
Burn platform inside of Head Way at 4:00
-- worst burn scars, caused by people overloading platform, burning wood hanging way over the edge
ALL burn platforms
-- nobody seemed to take away their own ashes
ALL porta-potty sites
-- every one had dunes containing toilet paper, trash, and worse!

SUMMARY
The city was WAY cleaner than after Burning Man 1999.- Good job everyone!

The worst sites were:

  • Thartaurs of Atlan
  • DPW

Followed closely by:

  • Lustmonkeys of Xara
  • Un-labeled area between 7:30 and 8:00, along Throat, halfway to Brain

"We prefer that if you build art that you intend to burn, you apply to the Art Department in advance for placement which will safeguard your piece and the art of others. Additionally, if you are going to burn your art, read the Survival Guide, the Earth Guardian section, the "Playa Protection Plan" and the "Environmental and Health Effects of Burning on the playa". Remember, this is a Pack-It-In and Pack-It-Out event, we ask you to Leave No Trace. There are no garbage cans, and you'll need to remove you own burn ashes. Thank you for doing your part in conserving the resources in the Black Rock Desert."

Maid Marian
Mistress of Communication
marian(at)burningman(dot)com